“I Wanna Get This Quote Exactly Right” Said Biden and You Can Guess What Happened Next

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Democrats and their media lapdogs insist that Joe Biden’s brain is fine. “He just has a stutter,” they try to tell us with a straight face. He’s not fine. Biden’s latest gaffe in the White House is even worse than the time when he mangled the Declaration of Independence. You know, the thing. At least when he mangled the Declaration, he was speaking off the cuff. This time, Biden was attempting to read note cards.

“Standing here in front of this portrait of the man behind me,” Biden began weakly.

The man in the portrait was Abraham Lincoln, but Joe Biden probably couldn’t remember his name.

“He, uh, he said — and I want to make sure I get the quote exactly right…” continued Biden.

Everyone can guess what happened next, right? Whether you are a fan or a detractor of Abraham Lincoln, no one can deny that he was super smart and a bit of a poet. Since Joe Biden mangled a Lincoln quote that he was trying to read from note cards, we thought we’d print what Lincoln actually said here for your benefit:

“We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory, stretching from every battlefield and patriot grave to every living heart and hearthstone all over this broad land, will yet swell the chorus of the Union, when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature.”

That’s what Joe Biden was trying to read. Watch this hot mess: